Wisdom from a 4 year old

Ben: "Isaac is my best buddy. He always makes stuff for me. Abbie is always begging me to be her best buddy. That's not how you make friends. You don't beg someone to be your best buddy. You do stuff for them. You go out to eat with them. You make them stuff."

You don't ducktape them to a wall either.

Sidenote: This photo was taken in fun, not serious or anything. I thought the look on his face was hilarious though so I showed it to my roommate, and she didn't even crack a smile! Whoops...