Sunday, August 29, 2010

Kid Quips

Ben asks for milk, so I pull the gallon of milk from the fridge and get a cup to pour it into.

Ben: “No, not that kind. Don’t we have soil milk?”

Me: “Uh, no. I don’t think we have SOIL milk.”

Ben: “What?! But Mom said you borrowed some.”

Me: “Nope, buddy. I bought some almond milk though…”

He opts for the regular cow’s milk. But not the kind in the already opened jug. That stuff tastes funny. So I open the new jug of the Prairie Farms variety.

Half an hour later....

Abbie (my sister): “Don’t bite me!”

Ben: (laughing) “That’s the bestest thing a kid could do to a….teenager.”

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